Has anybody else heard of the book OJ Simpson wrote - called "If I did it"?
It details HOW he would have killed his wife IF he had actually done it (quote unquote)
Isn't that the most retarded thing ever?
That's like....a confession right there, isn't it?

I'm sure he'll write it in some sarcastic way like "I'll teleport 50 miles so I could appear at her doorsteps at EXACTLY this time..." or something stupid like that....but seriously....who DOESN'T think he did it?