I have come to the conclusion that my dog is gay.
Next question.....is he seme or uke? (For you non-fan girls/boys: is he top or bottom? XD ) I mean....he WAS declared as the "alpha male" of his litter....but he doesn't seem to act like that anymore o_O; Could the fact that he was raised by three women who showered him with love at every chance they got (and still do) be a factor in this equation?
He's always been kinda iffy around female dogs (maybe because they're bitches! HAR HAR HAR :-p ) .....and he has this thing about stickin his butt in peoples faces (not that gay humans do that....but....well, he's a DOG....and....)
I mean, is this the face of dog gayness?

Yes I know he should totally be wearing a red collar for full flamer affect (he'd look SO CUTE in one....he did as a puppy) but my dad, in a rather futile attempt to make Cody seem more masculine, has him wear the leather collar. Something which so DOES NOT offset the color of his fur coat....it all blends in! *starts talking with a lisp and using exaggerated hand gestures for some reason*
*cough* okay, sorry about that.


On another note.....I think I'm gonna carve a pumpkin today o_O